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Signs You Are a Despo

on December 9, 2014

What is “DESPO”?

Despo in slang, collegian english means someone who is desperate about anything or anyone. It’s actually the abbreviation of the word ‘desperate’. Generally used for people who are very passionate about a particular subject. Someone who is desperate for anything. They will hang around waiting for something to happen or are just really annoying
For example, most of the time, guys will tease any of their girl-crazy friends as a “despo” – meaning he who always thinks & talks about girls.

Check this out if you – or your boyfriend – or your friend – or anyone, is a despo πŸ˜›

1. YOU STALK HER.
You keep on stalking your ex girlfriend, or your crush. Her Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Blogs, etc. Even if she blocked you, you still stalk her with another account, whether you make a new fake account for yourself or you use your friend’s accounts. You stalk her everyday. Come on guys, it ain’t cute, but creepy as hell!

2. YOU STALK HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY TOO
Oh, come one! Unsatisfied only by stalking her, now you stalk any of her friends and/or family members too? That’s insane!

3. YOU THINK SOMEONE STALKS YOU
You get suspicious with someone you just met. You think that person is a hitman or stalker who is paid by your ex girlfriend. Then you stalk them back and even you get harsh to them, like hitting them or sending them abusive message along with threatening. Oops, this is near to a psychopath. :O

4. YOU ADD MANY UNKNOWN GIRLS ON FACEBOOK
The single ones. Especially those who are in your type-of-girls list. Hoping that one of them will hit on you and love you like crazy. Don’t forget to hide your friend list on Facebook! Don’t let them figure it out πŸ˜›

5. YOU DO “MODUS” TO THOSE NEW GIRLS
“Modus” is an Indonesian slang word which mean you are making an excuse to do something but actually your purpose is another thing.
For example: You are an English speaker. You add a Korean girl. Then you are ‘modusing’ her by asking her to teach you Korean language because you really wanna learn Korean. But in fact you actually are hitting on her, you want to be close to her and make her your girlfriend.

6. YOU TEXT AGAIN THE GIRLS WHO HAD CRUSH ON YOU
Who knows? Maybe they still have feelings for you. Keep fighting! πŸ˜‰

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I may update this later.

Jehan Eldira Islamy
Bandung
Tuesday, 9th December 2014

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